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Greets All
Just thought I would share the news about our President and Bees.
Being a dignified elderly statesman, the sorts of ladies he drops his
trousers for appear to be A.m.scutellata/capensis hybrids and not
interns.
It appears the ladies entered his bathroom after being aroused by
somebody spraying water from a hose into their hive. Spotting the
president they stung him numerous times.
Beings south africa however we have a twist to the tail. Tribal
Healers state that his Ancestors are angry at him. Bees in Xhosa
tradition represent the ancestors, hence his stinging represents that
his ancestors are angry. It is however also an honour that the bees
had come to live in his nearby tree, but the fact that somebody
sprayed water into it is a bit rude.
Nevertheless, he should gather his family around, slaughter a cow and
a goat and drink mead made by the female family members.
He however frimly maintains that he is not of a superstitious nature
and will just treat it as a normal bee sting event.
Has anybody else heard of famous statespeople being stung??
Keep well
Garth
Garth Cambray Camdini Apiaries
Grahamstown Apis mellifera capensis
Eastern Cape Prov.
South Africa
Time = Honey
If parents taught kids about the birds and bees, guys would believe they were half the women they used to be!!
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