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>>Subject: Bees
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>> One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.
>> "How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.
>> "Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There
>> aren't enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."
>> The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the
>> corner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty
>> of flowers and fruit." Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off.
>> An hour later, the bees bump into each other again.
>> "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.
>> "Great!" replies the second.
>> The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's
>> head, and inquires, "What's that on your head?"
>> "A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was
>> a wasp." >>
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