The other day, I found an Evenflo battery operated breast pump in a zippered 
plastic pouch, in a second had store, for a dollar.  I thought I might as 
well add it to my collection.  When I went to check out, the clerk opened 
the plastic pouch and pulled out the bottle and asked, "does this come with 
it?"  I said "Yes.  It's a breast pump."  She gasped, her eyes widened and 
she said, in an intense whisper, "Shhh! Shhh!  Don't say that so loud!" and 
hurriedly stuck it into a bag, as if it was some sort of kinky sex toy or 
something.  Good grief.

Darillyn

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