Just the other night at work I heard a story from a colleague, another nurse I
work with who has a 2 1/2 year old daughter.  She had just returned from
visiting relatives and recounted the following incident.  She had asked her
daughter to "show Grandma how you feed your Beanie Baby", at which her
daughter (who is no longer nursing) lifted her shirt and put her Beanie Baby
to her chest.  Next question:  "And what are you feeding her?"  Answer:
"Carrots!"

An incident when my daughter, now 19, was 2 and still nursing.  We were
travelling, sitting in the Kansas City airport.  A woman with large breasts
and a tight sweater walked by, at which my daughter remarked (not quietly!):
"That lady has nipples!"

 Miriam Levitt