Well, people, what do you think of Dr. Gartner's suggestion?

Note the acronym and get a good laugh.  (But it kind of fits what I think
of most such company reps, or am I being too harsh?)

Processed
Infant
Milk
Product

What a CUTE name!   :-)




Def. of LC service: "We are all faced with a series of great opportunities
brilliantly disguised as impossible situations."
Kathleen G. Auerbach,PhD, IBCLC (Homewood, IL)- [log in to unmask]