We all need a laugh.

I got a catalogue today called "Whole Life Products" which has a lot of new
age stuff in it.  Some of the t-shirts and jewelry are nice.  Then there's a
little ad titled "Natural Breast Enlargement."  The picture shows 6 audio
tapes and the description reads (and I am *not* making this up):

Increase the size of your breasts without dangerous implants.  If you are
one of the millions of women who would like a larger bust line but don't
want to endanger your health, this program is for you.  This creative
visualization and self-hypnosis program regresses the listener's memory to
the age when her breasts began to develop.  The mind-body programming helps
the listener's body to recreate some of the conditions present during
puberty and complete her natural breast development.  The average increase
is two inches and one cup size!  You may have seen or heard the amazing
results of this program discussed on many TV or radio shows.  Complete album
with six cassette tapes.  $69.95


Yuck yuck yuck.  I think I'll pass on the opportunity to "regress to the age
when my breasts began to develop".......
Katherine A. Dettwyler
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