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Date: | Mon, 6 Apr 1998 15:21:37 -1000 |
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I thought you'd enjoy this. I have known of similar instances happening
to my friends (the exposure, not forgetting the baby). As for myself, I
have been known to nurse one of my children, and while nursing ask my
husband where this particular child is. Brain mush. :D
A woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is
approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be
going; it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast *is* hanging out.
When he gets
face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for
indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
Aloha,
Gloria Thai LLLLeader Hawai'i
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