By now, we're all surely comfortable with acronyms. Translate the
following restaurant conversation:
LO.
LO.
FUNEX?
SIFX.
FUNEM?
SIFM2.
OK. LFMNX.
(Hello. Hello. Have you any eggs? Yes, I have eggs. Have you any ham?
Yes, I have ham too. Okay. I'll have ham and eggs.)
Diane Wiessinger, Ithaca, NY