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Date: | Fri, 25 Apr 1997 09:41:23 +0100 |
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Congratulations on the birth of your baby, Mrs. Jones!
We are contacting you because we would like your baby to participate in a
longterm, large-scale experimental product test. We know from many years
of testing that our product carries absolutely no health advantages.
Indeed, we have learned that it is capable of causing considerable harm in
some instances.
What we are now trying to establish is the frequency, extent, duration, and
cost of the various forms of damage it can cause.
Participation in this study will cost you only about $3 per day, plus extra
medical expenses. If you are unable to meet the full cost of
participation, government funding is available. Our company thanks you for
your cooperation, and we look forward to adding your baby's outcome to our
study!
Gratefully,
Your Friendly Formula Company
Diane Wiessinger, MS, IBCLC, LLLL Ithaca, NY
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