I know you are all dedicated hard workers and need quality sleep.  But how
can you sleep well if your spouse is keeping you awake at night with his
snoring - and he will not admit to snoring - and will not do anything about
it.  Here is a tip on how to convince your hubby that he snores and makes all
those obnoxious sounds.

Put a VOICE ACTIVATED tape recorder on the night stand next to the bed and
record his snoring.  He will not believe he snores UNTIL he can hear himself.
 When he first goes to bed, play the recorder and see if HE can go to sleep.
( I am assuming I am addressing mainly ladies with this note - do not tell
your husband I put you up to this or he will be mad at ME!!)

You know who sent this note but I am signing it "Anonymous" in case HE finds
the note!