Hi All!
Just had to pass on a couple of funnies I got from my FiL.  One of them is
very approriate for Us (Lactation folks, that is!)  :)  !

Fifteen Actual Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins
(comments by me!)
1.  Don't let worry kill you--- let the church help.
2.  Thursday night--- Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.
3.  Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4.  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
5.  The rosebud on the alter (yes they spelled it this way!) this morning is
to announce      the birth of Baby John Doe (named changed by me to protect
pivacy), the sin of Rev.      and Mrs. Doe.
6.  This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the
church.            Children will be baptized at both ends.
7.  This afternoon there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies giving milk
please come       early.   (I love this one!  I wonder, did the women chat as
they hand expressed into        a large bowl together?...... :D)
8.  Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.  Mrs. Jones will sing,
"Put Me in      My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
9.  Thursday at 5:00pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
 All wishing to      become little mothers, please see the minister in his
study.
10.  "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg       on the altar."
11.  The service will close with "The Little Drops of Water."  One of the
ladies will start       quietly and the rest of the congregation will join
in.
12.  Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
carpet.  All       those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
forward and do so.
13.  The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen         in the church basement Friday.
14.  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music
will follow.
15.  At the evening service tonight, the sermon will be "What is Hell?"  Come
early and       listen to our choir practice.

<Ed. Note:  This source is unknown.  It was circulated at a local church.  If
you can cite the author, let us know.>

I know this is not lactation related (except for #7!)  but after a weekend
that was supposed to be spent with my family that ended up being spent on the
phone with BF moms in crisis and my hubby getting VERY irritated about it, it
brightened my spirits a bit, and thought y'all might enjoy a smile or two!
Take care!
Jay
She who needs a good chuckle now and then!