> *If this cannot be done by the child, another infant should
>be applied, or a small puppy, either of which expedients is
>preferable to a breast-pump*
I've had moms tell me some inexpensive breastpumps
"chewed up their nipples"--
In my office I have various "tools" and supplies, pump, scale,
toys for toddlers...I'd rather like having a drawer of spare
puppies. Imagine explaining that to our accounts office (who
called me when I ordered breast balloons--and haven't
forgotten it)
Margery Wilson, IBCLC
Also ROFLOL (you can tell its Wednesday)