Dear Lactnetters:

Karen neglected to let me have the final edit on her "report" of my
activities at Hannah's wedding today.  I did indeed insert my foot into my
mouth (which had been thoroughly wetted  with several sips of champaigne --
you see, I am a cheap drunk!!) but I didn't say "stimulating breast", I said
"fascinating breas....." (caught myself but my wonderful sidekick who is not
on Lactnet, so it would be rude to name her, LOUDLY finished my sentence for
me, much to my chagrin.....)  The vested woman, I might add was very
gracious, and we all had a much needed laugh (and I had a refill!!)  I also
might add that Linda ended up letting me have  a KNIFE to cut the cake, in my
hysterical state!  (caps are for emphasis, not shouting!!)

Think we 5 LCs from Ohio who were at the wedding should henceforth be known
as the 5 Wise Crones of Ohio!!  tee hee.

Kathy A.  I don't think LCs dry up, I think they involuntarily involute!!

One more bad joke then I'm going to "dry out"!!

Later at lunch, I was telling about a client I had this week named Ruby who
had a gold front tooth with a "ruby" set into it.  It took me 24 hours to
"get it".  Guess what?  The woman with the fascinating breast, oops, I mean
vest was named Ruby!! Its hard to walk and talk with both feet in my mouth!

Love to all,
Queen Crone