Apologies in advance for the following:
A three year old nursling from Queens
when asked why she hadn't yet weaned
said "my mommy's soft breast
makes the milk that tastes best
though my drinking it causes a scene".
Manufacturers of baby milk
advertise, mother's income to bilk
but when Lactnetters rule
every medical school
we'll all see the last of their ilk.
There was once an LC from the city
who made housecalls to moms (out of pity)
until surfing the 'net
she got hooked on Lactnet
now she's so sleep deprived she feels sh-tty.
sorry, couldn't resist!
Catherine Watson Genna, IBCLC NYC (Queens County) [log in to unmask]