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Subject:
More Limericks
From:
"Ann M. Calandro" <[log in to unmask]>
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Date:
Mon, 11 Sep 1995 11:47:54 EDT
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With apologies to those who want serious information......

Once when a Lady Lactnet
Went away and forgot NOMAIL set
Her computer it burst
She dived in headfirst
And hasn't come up for air.Yet.


The insurance man said "LC,
We will gladly pay all of your fee.
This will save US money
Of course we'll pay, honey"
 I fainted.They had to revive me.

One morning in April or May
I signed on to Lactnet.Hurray!
Little did I know
How this thing would grow
Now I need more hours each day!

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Ann Calandro
Waxhaw,NC

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