Here's another.  Read it and weep...

There once was a gal named Pam,
Who found herself in a jam.
She'd sign on the 'Net,
And there she would set.
But, oh, what it did to her "fam."

Her husband was mad,
Her children were sad,
Her time at the 'Net was too long.
She never cooked meals,
You know how it feels,
Something was terribly wrong.

One day she woke up,
And made them some supp'
The family hated it so.
The sandwich was cold,
The milk was too old
But Pam had places to go!

She logged on again,
Sporting a grin,
And said to her sweet family:
Since you are now grown,
Try fixing your own,
Lactnet is where I will be.

Oh well.....

Pam Wiggins, IBCLC, Franklin VA