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Esther says she isn't allowed to say, under pain of all manner of nasty
things:
<<1. epidurals can affect breastfeeding>>
How about, "Taking no medication or anesthesia in labor gets your baby off
to the best possible start."
<<2. breastfeeding increases IQ>>
How about, "Formula feeding decreases IQ." (I bet THAT won't fly!!)
<<3. tongue tie can affect speech later in life>>
How about, "Tongue tie can affect french kissing later in life."
<<4. a baby should not be given 60cc ( 2 oz) of artificial milk on
day 2 of life>>
How about, "on day 2 of life, a baby's tummy is halfway between a blueberry
and a strawberry in size. It can hold about 1/2 ounce."
<<5. if your baby has glucose levels of 45,46, 47, it is not a
problem in most of the world>>
How about, "It's evident that the people that won't allow me to tell the
truth had very low glucose levels during the first few days of life with
decreased IQ levels from being formula fed."
<<6. even one bottle of artificial milk could cause health problems>>
"As we can see when you look at the powers that be in this facility."
Oh well, could have been an interesting try. But Esther CAN'T lose her job
-- she's all these moms have....
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(='.'=)
(")_(") Jan Barger, RN, MA, IBCLC, RLC
_Lactation Education Consultants_
(http://www.lactationeducationconsultants.com/)
_My Mother of the Bride Blog_ (http://www.motherofbridebyjan.blogspot.com/)
_Torrey's Blog_ (http://www.marriedcouplebytorrey.blogspot.com/)
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