Nikki Lee <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>    Besides a built-in commode, it would have rollers in the back and seat
for heated massage on demand. There would be speakers in the head rest, and a
small console in an armrest (like in a first-class airplane seat) that would
have channels for selection of listening pleasures, as well as a telephone
speaker for hands-off conversation. There would be a cooler in the other
armrest, to hold several drinks.
    There would be a recliner function, for those long nursing sessions.
    The cushions would be of soft leather, of a universal dirt color. There
would be several cushions, each with its own controls for hardness.
    Did I leave out anything?

YES!
Shame on you, Nikki, for forgetting an adjustable bookrest with an automatic page-turner!

norma
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