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Winnie says,

> Did I misas out on the magic wands they were suposed to hand out with
> our IBCLC certification?
>
Yup.  I think they all went to Hogwarts.  I needed one today -- one in which
I could just point to mom & baby and says something like "milcus" and
magically milk would appear in her breasts in sufficient quantities for her
little one -- for whom I could have pointed it and say "normalitus palatus"
or something for her very high bubble palate.

Sigh.  I also needed one for the mom that had an epidural for 12 hours and
pitocin for 16 -- and of course, large breasts with flattish nipples and lots
of fluid therein.

Oh yes, Winnie, I'm with you -- I need one of those magic wands....

Jan

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