I don't know if this is true or not, but got it through my e-mail
from a friend of mine.  Enjoy!


     A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently
returned from
     maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail:

     "Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that
was in the
     refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I
would find it
     forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table
whilst
     having a discussion about java applets or brand identity.
Just be
     aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you
get my drift. I
     will label these things from now on, but if you found your
coffee
     tasted just a little bit special, you might think of calling
your mom
     and telling her you love her."