I don't know if this is true or not, but got it through my e-mail from a friend of mine. Enjoy! A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently returned from maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail: "Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a discussion about java applets or brand identity. Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you get my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little bit special, you might think of calling your mom and telling her you love her."