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Subject:
snappy comebacks to stupid questions
From:
Kathleen Bruce <[log in to unmask]>
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Date:
Sat, 22 Mar 1997 21:34:42 -0500
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I usually advise mothers who have stupid family members asking them "How
long will you nurse that baby?"....

The answer?

[mom looks at watch]...oooooh, for about 5 minutes more.

or


"I'm not sure...he may wean by college, or if not, he'll come home on weekends!"

End of stoopid question...as family/rude guest slithers through the crack in
the floor.

Kathleen
Kathleen B. Bruce, BSN, IBCLC co-owner Lactnet,Corgi-L,TLC, Indep. Consultant
http://together.net/~kbruce/kbbhome.html
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