OK, people, this is the opportunity of a lifetime! Get the name of that
rheumatologist who said "you can pass on the genes for arthritis in your
milk", make him a world-renown expert, and then we can tell
moms that by giving cow's milk-based formula, they will pass on the genes
for horns! Soy-based is even better - the sweet babe will have nice green
leaves. Oh, this is wonderful!!!
Please, please I must hear more of this nonsense. I haven't laughed so
hard for ages. Judy Knopf, who thought the "gravity doesn't work for
everyone, you know" also top of the line.