>I, too, was offended by this crude joke. >> >Fella was in the market to buy some acreage. He found just what What, will someone please explain, is so crude about a calf, apparently, sucking on some guy's fingers and toes? Anyone who has had this happen will know they can suck the life out of you. Unless, of course, the reader is trying to make something more out of it... ;-) Susan -- Susan Nielsen | Beehive: If you build it, [log in to unmask] | they will comb. --