Kathy Auerbach confesses:

<< I too am afflicted with PILES. >>

Oh Kathy, I am SO sorry.  :>)

Another group groan......


(For those of you outside the US, "piles" is an old-fashioned term for
hemmorhoids.  And, Preparation H is touted as being able to "shrink 'piles.'
Hence the tongue in cheek humor....)

Jan Barger, who is SO organizationally challenged that she leaves piles on her
desk and elsewhere, figuring that if she goes into them seldom enough that she
can throw them out eventually, having done NOTHING with them whatsoever.