Anyone still collecting absurd sayings?

I got a call today from a mother of an 11 wk old who has a lump in one breast
- noticed 6 weeks ago and first treated as a plugged duct and mastitis.  It
has been aspirated and the Dr. told her it was not in the ducts.  He told her
she should wean after the procedure to excise it under local anesthesia
because blood and bacteria could get in the milk.

Mardrey Swenson