A friend of mine works for a major software creator. She passed this on to me knowing it would make your day too ;-) Enjoy Marie Davis > SUBJ: Nonstandard Creamer > > A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently returned > from maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail: > > "Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in > the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find > it forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table > whilst having a discussion about java applets or brand identity. > "Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son," if you get > my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found > your coffee tasted just a little bit special, you might think of > calling your mom and telling her you love her."