Mattel has just created the GOT MILK? BARBIE.  It's a joint venture between
Mattel, Toys 'R Us, the California Milk Processing Board and Nestle.
 Barbie's pink carton comes complete with Nestle's recipes for chocolate chip
and oatmeal schotchies.

Do you think it's time for a Breastfeeding Barbie?  She'd have to finally
decide between Ken and GI Joe, I know, but I think it could work out.  She
could come outfitted it a smart postpartum outfit, with slits in the top for
breastfeeding and a matching baby sling.  She appears to have adequate
glandular tissue....  Maybe she could drink water and when you squeeze
her....

Elizabeth