Martha Brower's slogans were another great addition to this thread! The one on "My child is an Honor student at Yada-yada Elementary School" brought to mind our local Texas variant on this, which is "My kid can beat the sh-- out of your Honor Student." Typical Texas humor. Right up there with "Clinton Can Kiss My ASSault Weapon." Kathy Dettwyler P.S. Has anyone else read the TIME magazine's articles this week about the Jessica Dubroff fiasco (7 year old girl who died in a plane crash while trying to fly across the US). It was very interesting how much blame is being laid on her parents for pushing her too hard, trying to make her "grow up" and "be independent" too young, etc.