Sorry in advance for these!  ;-)


There once was a babe with a good latch,
And that milk, it just flowed down the hatch.
The babe it did thrive,
Because, sakes alive,
At breastfeeding the babe was a natch!


One day lactnetters got up and spoke,
And the media knew 'twas no joke.
They proved to the rest,
That the breast is the best.
Now the formula folks are all broke!!!!


Hee hee!  :-)
Linda Volkovitsch