In a little European village, the village drunk and his dog go to the tavern. The man, having exhausted his credit with the bartender, tries one more time. "If you give me a drink, my dog will talk to you." The bartender reluctantly agrees. He points upward and says: "What is this?" Dog: "Roof." Prodded for another question, the bartender points down -- "What is this?" Dog: "Rough." The man is about to be thrown out, but he says to the bartender to ask a smarter question, so the bartender goes: "Who wrote the greatest scenic cantata of the 20th century?" Dog: "Orff." They are thrown out. As they walk down the street, the dog looks up to the man and says: "Maybe I should've said Stravinsky..." Janos Gereben/SF www.sfcv.org [log in to unmask]