a good laugh Crystal Stearns RNC, MS, IBCLC Mercy Memorial Health Center Ardmore, OK 73401 > -----Original Message----- > From: Kermaline J. Cotterman [SMTP:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 7:11 PM > Subject: Naturally > > Warning: Better not read this is you have a full bladder. > > A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into > a room and wait for the doctor. > > After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, > "Is he breastfed or on the bottle?" "Breastfed," she replied. > > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed > examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this > baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." > > "Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came." > > TIC. > > Jean > ************ > K.Jean Cotterman RNC, IBCLC > Dayton, Ohio USA *********************************************** The LACTNET mailing list is powered by L-Soft's renowned LISTSERV(R) list management software together with L-Soft's LSMTP(TM) mailer for lightning fast mail delivery. For more information, go to: http://www.lsoft.com/LISTSERV-powered.html