Satoshi Akima suggested:

>Ever better can you imagine a conductor on outdoing the baseball World
>Series today in the ratings game???

Which reminded me instantly of the classic PDQ Bach Beethoven 5th with
baseball-style commentary; the performance was conducted by the great
Heilige Dankgesang.  A knowledge of baseball is not a prerequisite for
enjoying this wonderful nonsense.

Richard Pennycuick
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