Hallo all, I've been nomail for MONTHS, so guess I should introduce myself again. I'm a nurse/social worker/LC/humorist in St. Louis, Missouri. Got a "day job" as a womens' health educator for one hospital system here, also work as an LC for a competing system. I used to say I'm a double agent, but recently a colleague observed that I am, in fact, a "cross-pollinator"! Just sat for my 10-year IBCLC recert, hence one reason I've been nomail (along with doing a BUNCH of travelling, to England & Italy!) Anyway, I wanted to add my $.02 to the statement: <<I have had a few wishes for some prolactin surges of my own though. :)>> Over the last few months I've been fighting the waning hormone levels that come with midlife (another reason I've been nomail...) Finally got the right combination of meds, and people are beginning to seem nicer... During the lowest moments, after yet another sobbing episode (you know, where ya burst into tears for "no good reason", usually followed by "I don't know why I'm acting this way"), my sometimes not-so-tactful hubby suggested, "Could you rent an electric pump & re-lactate? You were MUCH calmer when your prolactin was flowing!" This, of course, triggered another sobbing episode, during which I alternately told him what HE could do with the breast pump, and mourned the passing of that most beautiful part of my life.... Thanks for letting me share! It's good to be back! Smiles, Carol (preparing for the 11th birthday of HER lap baby, and compensating for his decreasing lap time by forcing her 2 dogs to cuddle instead..) Carol L. Schlef, RNC, MSW, IBCLC Humor, Health & Hugs Edutainment for your community or corporate group! phone: 314-852-4530 email: [log in to unmask] website: home.earthlink.net/~flamingochick *********************************************** The LACTNET mailing list is powered by L-Soft's renowned LISTSERV(R) list management software together with L-Soft's LSMTP(TM) mailer for lightning fast mail delivery. For more information, go to: http://www.lsoft.com/LISTSERV-powered.html