I'm not the original author of this but adapted it for our own laughs.

Maurenne Griese, RNC, BSN, CCE, CBE
Birth and Breastfeeding Resources  http://www.childbirth.org/bbfr
Manhattan, KS  USA
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN LACTNET ADDICT WHEN:

1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.

2. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia, and Dotcom.

3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you've
just pulled the plug on a loved one.

4. You decide to stay in college for another year or two just for the free
Internet access.

5. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com.

6. You start introducing yourself as "Jane Doe at AOL dot com."

7. Your cat has its own home page.

8. You can't call your mother--she doesn't have a modem.

9. You check your e-mail.  It says, "No new messages."  So you check again.

10. You tell the cab driver you live at
"http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html".