This came from an Irish HypnoBirthing instructor, who received it from her
friend last year.    

Went to Abigail's school Christmas concert (no "proper" Nativity this 
year  Sad ). Each class did a little something followed by a song or 2. 
Anyway, Ab's class did a Nativity scene, with Ab as Mary ( Grin How 
proud was I?). A few mins into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress & 
shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what they'd 
learnt & goes as follows....

Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I'm feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don't be silly he's having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That's disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby's 
having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What's a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They're not boobies, they're nipples"
Mary: "No they're not, they're boobies"
Joseph: "So why can't Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven't got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put 
it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can't you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles 
haven't been invented yet & even if they were I've just had a baby so if 
you think I'm faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make 
proper milk in my boobies you can think again"

I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her best 
to steer them back towards their proper lines but she was laughing so 
much she didn't really stand a chance. The line about Joseph forgetting 
the breast pump finished her off - she slid to the floor & couldn't get 
up for laughing....
 

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