You forgot some other things.

LACTMANIACS have miniature breast pump parts hanging on the tree as
ornaments.  THe more obscure parts make a wonderful "mystery ornament" for
the uninformed!

They never cook a HEN turkey, thinking instead of the mamma turkeys
gathering their babes under their wings when danger approaches!

When winter winds blow, LACTMANIACS use a dab of lanolin over the rouge to
keep the color HIGH and the skin supple!

I could go on, but have work to do today.... :-D

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