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Subject:
lactnuts on the beach
From:
Carol Brussel <[log in to unmask]>
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Date:
Wed, 17 Jun 1998 17:59:53 EDT
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some have expressed concern over identifying over lactnuts when in boca raton.
i hereby submit the first few suggestions in a series.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE LACTNUTS AT BOCA

1. All lactnuts will be driving rental cars with bumper stickers reading
"Latch on to Lactnet," and "Human milk for human babies."

2. No Lactnuts will be sunburned because they will be covered with a liberal
application of Lansinoh SPF 30 and won't wash it off.

3. Female Lactnuts will wear only old nursing bras for bikini tops.

4. Male Lactnuts will closely examine contents of bikini tops for professional
reasons only.

5. Lactnuts will hand out copies of Dr. Jack's articles to waitpersons in lieu
of monetary tips.


naturally, there are more. email me if you want the list before i get brave
and post more (or if our lactmothers think i should quit).

carol b. looking forward to ILCA

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