I just nipped out into this baking (unseasonal) heat, that I deplore, to 
do some much needed shopping.  At the supermarket, as I was passing the 
'cards' section, a three times bigger than all the other cards caught my 
eye.

It was a stylised, erotic drawing of a naked women.  The front of the 
card was cut away, so you could see all her body apart from her clearly 
naked-under-the-cover breasts.  The front part of the card, uncut, 
formed a banner that covered the breasts, with the clear invitation to 
open the card and uncover them.  Written on this, over the breast space, 
was a phrase about how the card showed the 'perfect' example of plastic 
surgery from the male point of view.

When you opened the card, crudely grafted on to the nipples, were two 
taps.  One dispensing lager, one bitter. (Both types of beer.)

Oh what we have been reduced two... forbidden from public decency to 
breastfeed our hungry babies, but beautifully encapsulated as a product 
to both fulfil sexual, and alcohol need, at the same time.

*sigh*

Onward and upwards....

Morgan Gallagher

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