Now that the mother Kathys are off to Boca, in honor of their nurturing of
Lactnet:

An adaptation of, and to the tune of, the James Taylor song "You've got a
Friend"

To be sung by us Lactnetters left home to tend the keyboards

OK, everybody together now, a one ana two ana three -

When we're down and troubled
And we need a helping hand
And nothin, oh nothin is going right
We sit right down and click on it
And soon it will be there
To brighten up, even our darkest night

We just reach out to Lactnet land
And it'll be wherever we are
Up and running, to lend us a hand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All we have to do is call
And it'll be there, yeah yeah yeah
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnnnet

When the reps come for us
With their goodies and money galore
And we're hungry and not getting anywhere
We put our heads together and call on each other out loud
And soon those solutions are at our door

We just reach out to Lactnet land
And it'll be wherever we are
Up and running, to lend us a hand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All we have to do is call
And it'll be there, yeah yeah yeah
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnnnet

Hey, ain't it good to know that we've got Lactnet
Those non-believers can be so cold
They bash us and then they trash us
Well they'll take our souls if we let them
Oh yeah, but we won't let them

We just reach out to Lactnet land
And it'll be wherever we are
Up and running, to lend us a hand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
Hey now all we have to do is call
And it'll be there, yes it will
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnet
Da Da Da Da Da
We've got Lactnnnet

(And this might even be sung by those wild and crazy Lactnet partiers - who
could pick an opportune time to serenade the Kathys, maybe like out on the
veranda after a few well chilled Lacta Boca La Locas) :-D

Deb

Deborah Tobin RN BSN IBCLC LCCE
Springfield, Virginia USA
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