After reading Kathy D.'s post about Dr. Roy, I can only conclude that the similac is some sort of new life form with an advanced type of digestive system. I wonder if  you can plug it in and ask it to vacuum (Hoover)?

Also realizing that breastmilk is a form of modified sweat - how do we deal with the old adage about   "a man sweats, a woman perspires and a lady glows".

Puzzled Lacnut in Tel-Aviv