Came across this advertisement for Ask Jeeves (a search engine like  google) 
in Parenting magazine:
 
What do I need to be a parent? 
 
binkies
formula
diapers
No-Doz
 
Wow, am I a parent since I have only used 1 out of the 4 things listed? 
 
Kim Ann Lorber
mom to 4 breastfed boys
LLL Leader

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