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Mary Kay asks,

<< Is there such a thing as "powdered" blood? I'm appalled that these
 marketing people think that the public will BUY this line.  AARRGGHH! >>

Better yet, how about powdered COW'S blood!  Almost exactly like human blood.
 In fact, real close....nearly the real thing.  Line up folks and get your
humanized cow's blood....Never again will we need to be concerned about blood
shortages.  Never again will you need to be concerned about AIDS from getting
someone else's blood.  Need blood?  Our blood banks are FULL of humanized
cow's blood...no need to worry!

Feeling a bit puny?  Hemoglobin slightly low?  Not to worry!  We have the
answer -- humanized cow's blood.  And the benefit -- no one will ever have to
give blood for themselves before surgery -- no one will ever be called upon
to donate blood again....

What?  You want HUMAN blood after your surgery/car accident?  Don't be silly.
 Cow's blood is just as good.

Jan B.

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