Since we are sharing funnies I got both of these yesterday:

 

One of my dads called me to ask about my pump rental prices and PNS prices.
I remembered that he had purchased a brand new PNS for his wife just before
his baby was born.  I asked what was wrong with that one.  "Well, you see,
we went camping over the weekend and it was my job to pack everything into
the car before we left.  I forgot that the pump was on the bumper.when I
backed out of the parking space the pump fell off and I ran over it!  I
tried to see if it would still run.but it made a kind of sick noise and quit
for good.I didn't think I ran over it that hard!"  I about fell out of my
chair laughing!

 

Saw parents of boy/girl twins yesterday afternoon.  Very cute babies!  My
standard 'joke' question to parents of multiples (boy/girl) is "So, how many
people have asked you if they are identical?"  Dad replies, "Well, as the
maternity nurse was wheeling us out of the hospital and admiring our
beautiful twins, she said "What a cute little boy and girl!  Are they were
identical?""  I was floored!  LOL!

 

Oh dear!  That is a tad scary! 

 

Man I needed those laughs this week!

Warmly,

Jaye

 

Jaye Simpson, IBCLC, CIIM

Breastfeeding Network

Sacramento, CA

www.breastfeedingnetwork.net

 


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