A friend of mine works for a major software creator. She passed this on to me
knowing it would make your day too ;-)
Enjoy
Marie Davis
> SUBJ: Nonstandard Creamer
>
> A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently returned
> from maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail:
>
> "Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in
> the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find
> it forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table
> whilst having a discussion about java applets or brand identity.
> "Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son," if you get
> my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found
> your coffee tasted just a little bit special, you might think of
> calling your mom and telling her you love her."