Kathy quotes:

<< "Little Jared,
 though, just watches his Utertron all day and night. Even now, two months
 out of the womb, he can't seem to bear to part with it. It's almost as if
 the TV has imprinted itself on his brain as his sole source of mental and
 emotional nourishment, and he's incapable of any sustained human contact.
 And I don't have to tell you the kind of hassles that saves a busy parent
 like me."

and then says:

 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  Maybe they could get Gary Ezzo to endorse it! >>

Endorse it?  He'll be the first to sign up to INVENT it!!!!

Anything to keep those mothers from holding those babies when it's NOT TIME!!

Jan Barger