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James Fischer <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 10 Feb 2003 04:12:40 -0500
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"Muses" mused:

> Id hang out by my hives and guard them with a 12 guage 7 or 8 shot.

The mighty big-game hunter can't even spell "gauge" !!!   :)

The Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act protects all types of woodpeckers
and packs a $5,000 fine and/or six months of sharing a room with a guy
named "Spike" in the federal pen, where violators will be certain to be the object
of constant scorn and abuse, since even hard-core criminals have contempt
for pedophiles and killers of cute harmless animals.  Your nickname will
likely be "Biatch", as in "Spike's Biatch".

> Nothing is so vaulable as a well wintered hive!

How about a colorful bird?

> We still expect a couple months before the bee's will be up and about.

So you'd better wear thermal underwear while standing around in the snow
waiting for Woody Woodpecker.  It will be a very long wait.  Woodpeckers are
smarter than guys who think that they can get within shotgun range of one.

> On others lists we call it the three S's.
> Shoot shovel and shut up.

The "Three Ss" that would best apply here are "Stupid, Savage, and Slipshod".

        jim (who possesses "Weapons of Mass Communication")

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