Not my kind of joke but some of you may appreciate
 
Joke of the month from:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Beekeeping/
 
A beekeeper had a summer house in the Maine woods. Each summer he'd
invite a different friend to spend a week or two. On one occasion, he
invited a Czechoslovakian to stay with him. They had a splendid time
in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.
 
Early one morning they went out to pick berries for their morning
breakfast. As they went around the berry patch along came two huge
bears. The beekeeper dashed for cover. His friend wasn't so lucky and
the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The beekeeper
ran back to his truck, drove to town as fast has he could, and got the
sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his rifle and dashed back to the berry
patch with the beekeeper.
 
Sure enough, both bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the
beekeeper, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked at the bears, and
without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT
THE FEMALE! "Whatd'ya do that for?!" exclaimed the beekeeper, "I said
he was in the other!" "Yep," said the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a
beekeeper who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"