"Dave Green" <[log in to unmask]> wrote in message
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>    An old beekeeper, with weatherbeaten face, and bib overalls, driving a
rusty
> one-ton truck, collided with a new Mercedes driven by a pasty-faced guy in a
> business suit. Both vehicles were wrecked; both drivers were shaken up, but
> neither was hurt.
>    "You old hayseed! I'm gonna sue you for this! Do you know I'm an attorney?"
>    "Waall," drawled the old timer, "I see neither of us was hurt. There's no
> need to be so upset."
>     Then he reached into his toolbox and pulled out a bottle of wine. "Lookee
> here! This didn't even get broke...here's a bottle of my best elderberry
> wine...doncha think we oughter celebrate."
>     "Here," he said, popping the cork, "I propose a toast to our guardian
> angels." He handed the bottle to the young man.
>     "Well, okay, I guess." The young fellow had stopped breathing hard, but
was
> still shaking. "I suppose I could use some anyway." He took a long draw, then
> handed back the bottle to the bee man.
>     The old timer recorked the bottle and put it away. "Aren't you gonna
> drink?" asked the lawyer?
>     "Nope, I'll just wait for the police."
>
> Pollinator
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