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Date: | Sat, 19 Sep 1998 15:20:29 +0100 |
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Archaeologists Discover Strata Of Welcome Back, Kotter Merchandise
UNIONTOWN, PA--Archaeologists at a dig site in southwestern
Pennsylvania have discovered a layer of the Earth's crust consisting
entirely of Welcome Back, Kotter merchandise. "The strata we have
discovered, located approximately 15 feet beneath the surface, dates
to the mid-1970s and consists of items ranging from posters of
Sweathog leader Vinnie Barbarino to lunchboxes depicting Arnold
Horshack," head archaeologist Adrian Richelieu said. It is the
largest such find since 1989, when archaeologists near Albuquerque, NM,
discovered a 20-foot-thick layer of T.J. Hooker Trapper Keepers.
--late-breaking story, courtesy of The Onion (bastion of H.
Thomsonesque journalistic integrity) @ <http://www.theonion.com>
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